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Serious Satire (AUS) 2012

Trainer: - / -

Training Location: -

Race info

  • Flat Rating: 0
  • Steeple Rating: 0
  • Hurdle Rating: 0
  • Current Gear:
    • Approved Plates (Hind)
    • Bar Plates (Front)
    • Lugging Bit

Horse Details

13YO Bay Mare

  • Owner: D Paykel
  • Breeder: Mr D Paykel
  • Sire: MORE THAN READY (USA) 1997
  • Dam: ZARZUELA (NZ) 2006
  • Foaling: 20 Sep 2012

Current Nominations

Current Fields

Performance stats

Recent starts
Form
  • 2530X
1st up
  • 5-3-1
2nd up
  • 3-1-0
Fresh 30
  • 2-2-0
Fresh 90
  • 3-1-1

Sectionals

 
TRK
Time
First 400m
Last 800m
Last 600m
Last 400m
Last 200m
10-12
16 Mar 17
WESTBURY CLASSIC
1400m
S5
-
-
-
0.34.41
-
-
3-8
18 Feb 17
MACULAR DEGENERATION NZ 1600
1600m
H8
-
-
-
0.34.82
-
-
5-14
28 Jan 17
HARCOURTS THORNDON MILE
1600m
G4
-
-
-
0.35.50
-
-
2-9
14 Jan 17
STELLA ARTOIS 1400
1400m
G3
-
-
-
0.33.52
-
-
5=-13
26 Dec 16
THE NEW ZEALAND HERALD 1400
1400m
G3
-
-
-
0.34.66
-
-
1-11
11 Dec 16
WOODS 1200
1200m
S5
1.11.18
-
-
0.34.97
-
-
U-10
9 Nov 16
OPN CATCHWEIGHT 935 - HEAT 4
935m
S5
-
-
-
-
-
-
9-10
21 May 16
3Y BM75
1400m
G
-
-
-
-
-
-
10-14
30 Apr 16
INGLIS SALES CAMBRIDGE BREEDERS STAKES (GROUP 3)
1200m
G3
1.10.22
-
-
0.34.42
-
-
3-7
5 Apr 16
OPN CATCHWEIGHT 1000 - HEAT 3
1000m
G4
-
-
-
-
-
-
U-8
22 Mar 16
OPN CATCHWEIGHT 1000 - HEAT 4
1000m
G4
-
-
-
-
-
-
12-12
26 Oct 15
JAMES & ANNIE SARTEN MEMORIAL STAKES
1400m
G3
-
-
-
-
-
-
1-15
3 Oct 15
WINDSOR PARK/HAWKE'S BAY BREEDERS GOLD TRAIL STAKES
1200m
G4
1.09.75
-
-
0.34.11
-
-
1-13
29 Aug 15
WWW.VERMAIRRACING.CO.NZ
1200m
S6
1.11.43
-
-
0.34.75
-
-
2-9
10 Jun 15
NZB INSURANCE PEARL SERIES RACE
800m
H10
-
-
-
-
-
-
1-6
21 May 15
2YO CATCHWEIGHT 650 - HEAT 6
650m
H10
-
-
-
-
-
-

Career stats

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In-depth racing review

Overseas starts last updated on 29 Nov 2016
10-12 16 Mar 17 1400m Group 2 Group 2WESTBURY CLASSIC View video › $100,000
AUCK  Soft5 F&M SW+P 11th outr to tn,no finish, 600m - 0.34.41 Danielle Johnson $0
  • 1.23.19, Flat
  • 8.3L
  • Bar: 7
  • SP: $6.50
  • Rtg: 76
  • Wgt: 55.5
  • Car: 55.5
  • LWD: 55.0
  • 1: Thee Auld Floozie, 58.0
  • 2: Mime, 56.0
  • NOSE:1/2 LEN
  • Raceday Gear: Approved Plates (Hind) (1st time), Lugging Bit
  • Stipe Comment: Raced ungenerously when being restrained 1100m, post-race vet found mare to have a repetitive cough
3-8 18 Feb 17 1600m  MACULAR DEGENERATION NZ 1600 View video › $25,000
AUCK  Heavy8 Rating 75 Benchmark Handy 3w opn,loomed 200,game run, 600m - 0.34.82 Danielle Johnson $2,400
  • 1.37.99, Flat
  • 2.5L
  • Bar: 7
  • SP: $4.20
  • Rtg: 76
  • Wgt: 58.5
  • Car: 58.5
  • LWD: 54.0
  • 1: Sin To Win, 57.5
  • 2: Victory Drive, 57.0
  • SHORT NECK:2 1/4 LEN
  • Raceday Gear: Approved Plates, Bar Plates (Front), Lugging Bit
5-14 28 Jan 17 1600m Group 1 Group 1HARCOURTS THORNDON MILE View video › $200,000
WELL  Good4 OPN-SW&P 5bk inr,wider 500,closed well wide, 600m - 0.35.50 Mark Du Plessis $4,750
  • 1.35.03, Flat
  • 4.1L
  • Bar: 6
  • SP: $31.10
  • Rtg: 76
  • Wgt: 53.5
  • Car: 53.5
  • LWD: 53.0
  • 1: Thee Auld Floozie, 53.5
  • 2: Prince Of Passion, 55.0
  • 1 1/2 LEN:1 1/2 LEN
  • Raceday Gear: Approved Plates, Bar Plates (Front), Lugging Bit
2-9 14 Jan 17 1400m  STELLA ARTOIS 1400 View video › $27,500
AUCK  Good3 Rating 85 Benchmark 1x1,chal 150,tried hard, 600m - 0.33.52 Michael McNab $5,280
  • 1.23.83, Flat
  • .2L
  • Bar: 4
  • SP: $4.80
  • Rtg: 74 (+2)
  • Wgt: 54.0
  • Car: 54.0
  • LWD: 54.0
  • 1: Iwannadancelikehim, 55.5
  • 3: Clovelly Park, 56.0
  • HEAD:NECK
  • Raceday Gear: Approved Plates, Bar Plates (Front) (1st time), Lugging Bit
5=-13 26 Dec 16 1400m Premier Meeting Premier MeetingTHE NEW ZEALAND HERALD 1400 View video › $50,000
AUCK  Good3 Rating 85 Benchmark 4 bk inr,out 300,btld on, 600m - 0.34.66 Danielle Johnson $875
  • 1.22.69, Flat
  • 3.0L
  • Bar: 5
  • SP: $4.10
  • Rtg: 74
  • Wgt: 54.0
  • Car: 54.0
  • LWD: 54.0
  • 1: The Justice League, 56.5
  • 2: Charmont (AUS), 58.0
  • SHORT NECK:2 1/2 LEN
  • Raceday Gear: Approved Plates, Lugging Bit
  • Stipe Comment: Began awkwardly losing ground, steadied to avoid heels 1200m then crowded for room 1100m
1-11 11 Dec 16 1200m  WOODS 1200 View video › $25,000
AUCK  Soft5 Rating 75 Benchmark 8th middle, out 300,drove best late, 1.11.18, 600m - 0.34.97 Danielle Johnson $15,000
  • 1.11.18, Flat
  • .2L
  • Bar: 4
  • SP: $6.30
  • Rtg: 69 (+5)
  • Wgt: 55.0
  • Car: 55.0
  • LWD: 54.5
  • 2: Shot In The Dark, 57.5
  • 3: Hollywood Lass, 55.0
  • HEAD:1 1/4 LEN
  • Raceday Gear: Approved Plates, Lugging Bit
  • Stipe Comment: Raced in restricted room for a distance passing the 1100 metres.
U-10 9 Nov 16 935m  OPN Catchweight 935 - Heat 4 View video › $0
CAMB  Soft5 OPN HCP Vinnie Colgan $0
  • 0.54.09, Flat
  • Bar: 3
  • SP: $0.00
  • Rtg: 
  • Wgt: 0.0
  • Car: 0.0
  • LWD: 0.0
  • 1: Perfect Fit, 0.0
  • 2: Sultan Of Swing, 0.0
  • HEAD:1 3/4 LEN
  • Raceday Gear: Approved Plates, Lugging Bit, Tongue Tie (1st time)
9-10 21 May 16 1400m  3Y BM75   $90,525
RHIL  Good BM75 , 1.23.51 B Avdulla $1,065
  • 1.23.51, Flat
  • 6.2L
  • Bar: 2
  • SP: $0.00
  • Rtg: 
  • Wgt: 59.0
  • Car: 59.0
  • LWD: 56.0
  • 1: Tsaritsa, 56.5
  • 2: Royal Tudor, 58.5
  • 1 Len:1 Len
  • Raceday Gear:
10-14 30 Apr 16 1200m Group 3 Group 3INGLIS SALES CAMBRIDGE BREEDERS STAKES (GROUP 3) View video › $70,000
WAIK  Good3 3YO SW 4 bk innr,out 400,no finish 200m, 1.10.22, 600m - 0.34.42 Michael McNab $0
  • 1.08.68, Flat
  • 6.8L
  • Bar: 6
  • SP: $23.50
  • Rtg: 71 (-2)
  • Wgt: 54.5
  • Car: 54.5
  • LWD: 54.5
  • 1: Xtravagant, 56.5
  • 2: First Serve, 54.5
  • 2 3/4 LEN:SHORT NECK
  • Raceday Gear: Approved Plates, Lugging Bit
  • Stipe Comment: lost ground when hampered start after beginning awkwardly, checked when crowded 250m
3-7 5 Apr 16 1000m  OPN Catchweight 1000 - Heat 3 View video › $0
AVON  Good4 OPN HCP Samantha Collett $0
  • 0.58.40, Flat
  • Bar: 3
  • SP: $0.00
  • Rtg: 71
  • Wgt: 0.0
  • Car: 0.0
  • LWD: 0.0
  • 1: Belial (AUS), 0.0
  • 2: Royal Raine, 0.0
  • 3 1/2 LEN:2 1/4 LEN
  • Raceday Gear: Approved Plates, Lugging Bit
U-8 22 Mar 16 1000m  OPN Catchweight 1000 - Heat 4 View video › $0
MATA  Good4 OPN HCP Danielle Johnson $0
  • 0.57.81, Flat
  • Bar: 8
  • SP: $0.00
  • Rtg: 71
  • Wgt: 0.0
  • Car: 0.0
  • LWD: 0.0
  • 1: Flirty Gertey, 0.0
  • 2: Bonniegirl, 0.0
  • 2 3/4 LEN:2 1/2 LEN
  • Raceday Gear: Approved Plates, Lugging Bit
12-12 26 Oct 15 1400m Group 2 Group 2JAMES & ANNIE SARTEN MEMORIAL STAKES View video › $100,000
WAIK  Good3 3YO SW 11th outr,no dash shin sore Danielle Johnson $0
  • 1.21.16, Flat
  • 8.3L
  • Bar: 12
  • SP: $0.00
  • Rtg: 72 (-1)
  • Wgt: 54.5
  • Car: 54.5
  • LWD: 54.5
  • 1: Serena Miss, 54.5
  • 2: Amarula, 56.5
  • 1/2 LEN:HEAD
  • Raceday Gear: Approved Plates, Lugging Bit
  • Stipe Comment: post-race vet found filly to have jarred up in front with trainer advising would now be spelled
1-15 3 Oct 15 1200m Group 3 Group 3WINDSOR PARK/HAWKE'S BAY BREEDERS GOLD TRAIL STAKES View video › $70,000
HAWK  Good4 3YOF SW 7th otr,wdr tn,balanced,charged, 1.09.75, 600m - 0.34.11 Danielle Johnson $43,750
  • 1.09.75, Flat
  • .5L
  • Bar: 6
  • SP: $4.10
  • Rtg: 64 (+8)
  • Wgt: 56.5
  • Car: 56.5
  • LWD: 56.5
  • 2: Serena Miss, 56.5
  • 3: Strata Lady, 56.5
  • 1/2 LEN:1/2 HEAD
  • Raceday Gear: Approved Plates, Lugging Bit
1-13 29 Aug 15 1200m Premier Meeting Premier Meetingwww.vermairracing.co.nz View video › $20,000
HAWK  Soft6 3YO SW+P 9th outr,out tn, flew home late, 1.11.43, 600m - 0.34.75 Danielle Johnson $12,500
  • 1.11.43, Flat
  • .1L
  • Bar: 10
  • SP: $9.60
  • Rtg: 52 (+12)
  • Wgt: 54.0
  • Car: 54.0
  • LWD: 54.0
  • 2: Battle Time, 56.0
  • 3: Stradivarius, 57.5
  • NOSE:LONG HEAD
  • Raceday Gear: Approved Plates, Lugging Bit
2-9 10 Jun 15 800m  NZB INSURANCE PEARL SERIES RACE View video › $7,000
AVON  Heavy10 MDN 2YO 9th bk wd to tn,strong late bid Danielle Johnson $1,400
  • 0.47.65, Flat
  • .2L
  • Bar: 8
  • SP: $3.10
  • Rtg: 47 (+5)
  • Wgt: 55.5
  • Car: 55.5
  • LWD: 55.5
  • 1: Sheradream, 53.5
  • 3: Rocket Navigator, 54.5
  • HEAD:3/4 LEN
  • Raceday Gear: Approved Plates, Lugging Bit
1-6 21 May 15 650m  2YO Catchweight 650 - Heat 6 View video › $0
CAMB  Heavy10 2YO , 0.39.25 Danielle Johnson $0
  • 0.39.25, Flat
  • Bar: 2
  • SP: $0.00
  • Rtg: 45 (+2)
  • Wgt: 0.0
  • Car: 0.0
  • LWD: 0.0
  • 2: Le Dude, 0.0
  • 3: Scout, 0.0
  • 1/2 LEN:3 1/2 LEN
  • Raceday Gear: Approved Plates, Lugging Bit
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